I say this all the time. This is the last date...How many times have my friends heard this. I know they are thinking, I hope she likes him, because I can't listen to one more story! I sometimes wonder, does anyone believe the stories I tell them? I know I can exaggerate at times, but I have to say, the stories are true.
I'll start with the latest one. We are at a local grille on a Saturday night. I am not much of drinker, I order a club soda, he orders water. The time is 8pm. The waitress asks us if we are ready to order. He says, "No, can you give us 15 minutes?" I thought, "15 minutes, who says that?" After an hour of listening to him talk about his own dating stories, he asked me, "Did you want to eat? I don't want you to starve." Well, how thoughtful of you. The waitress is rolling her eyes, probably thinking how much of a tip she gets on 4 glasses of water. That date ended and and I left hungry, with a headache and hopes that I never hear from him again.
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